As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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