I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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