i'm signing you up for texting rehab
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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