he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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