Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
where are you?
Hypothermia
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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