well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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