plz talk dirty to me
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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