I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
accomplished twins. life is a go
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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