question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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