I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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