i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
