Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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