epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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