absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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