thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
