Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You don't make any sense
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My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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