evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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