I must be too annoying 4 u.
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Vodka?
Forever.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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