yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is wine microwaveable?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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