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we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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