I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i now understand why vodka
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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