Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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