sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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