Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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