Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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