So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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