I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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