Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I said "one day" and that day is not today
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
