Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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