I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
