Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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