yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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