her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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