i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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