We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
