we're blogging at a bar
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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