Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
