Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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