I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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