ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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