You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
3 2 1 whiskey
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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