you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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