Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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