Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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