Christians are straight up FREAKS
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
