Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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