so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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