R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When are your genitals available?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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