butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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