come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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