maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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